Thursday, November 6, 2008

Ode to Sarah Palin (in haiku form) - Part 1

When God made Sarah Palin
God added way too much "super bitch"
Not enough "shut the fuck up"

Beauty queen politician
When she plays her flute on stage, I think
American Pie band camp girl

Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow and Piper
Original names, based on stupid shit
Was "Douche" already taken?

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